Failure is but a light in the path of success
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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
the crows are his allies now.
“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”
That’s actually how it works.
Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.
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Jim didn’t deserve any of that. The poor man just wanted to have some fun
*Me remembering the fifty-billion times Jim pranked Dwight* Right…sure he didn’t.
Don’t try to tell me Dwight didn’t deserve those
(via yoshimickster)
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1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV
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Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
(via let-thetraveler)
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All the Commander Holly intro jokes from Grumpcade’s recent playthrough of Miitopia.
GIIIRRRLL
(via fyeahgamegrumps)
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“The Christian is not a good man. He is a vile wretch who has been saved by the grace of God.” — Martyn Lloyd-Jones (via worshipmoment) -
The fandom for My Hero Academia is genuinely the most cancerous fandom in existence. I never thought I’d see a fandom pass up Steven Universe in levels of sheer autism
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I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice
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“A Tetris movie is in development!”
“It’s directed by the guy who made Food Fight!”
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“If we are all going to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, let that bomb when it comes find us doing sensible and human things - praying, working, teaching, reading, listening to music, bathing the children, playing tennis, chatting to our friends over a pint and a game of darts - not huddled together like frightened sheep and thinking about bombs. They may break our bodies (a microbe can do that) but they need not dominate our minds.” — C.S. Lewis, On Living In An Atomic Age (via greater-than-the-sword)